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[WP] You're immortal and have passed the 'hero' phase centuries ago. You enter a small corner shop one day to find it is owned by your millennia-old arch-nemesis. You really, really need milk though.

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The girl I took back to mine spent the entire day on Ebay.

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[WP] Aliens have recently come to earth, researching for a cure of a terrible disease that infects planets one-by-one. You look up from your work as they describe the effects of this disease: "Oh, you mean global warming?" The alien stares at you in shock. "Global WHAT?!"

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The coworker my wife had been seeing thanked me for the stew.

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[WP] You're wanted by nearly everything and everyone in your universe. Your crime? Seeing through the fourth wall, and not shutting up about it.

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[WP] As a joke, you download the 'true internet' from some shady website. You are very surprised when you open it up the next day to find news from other planets in the galaxy.

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[WP] It turns out that the universal language of the galaxy is actually French. The English are not happy about this.

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[WP] Everyone who has been bitten by a zombie turns into one. Until you don't.

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[WP] Everyone has a unique superpower, but all the interesting or powerful ones ran out in 1983 so young people keep getting increasingly ridiculous abilities. When someone wrecks havoc on the city, you step in to save it - with the power of Christmas Decorations.

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[WP] As a child, you used to be a bully who told people that mirrors would laugh at them. Now you are a wanted criminal, someone has cursed you: every time you see your reflection, it starts laughing very loudly.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You're immortal and have passed the 'hero' phase centuries ago. You enter a small corner shop one day to find it is owned by your millennia-old arch-nemesis. You really, really need milk though.	5469	WritingPrompts
The girl I took back to mine spent the entire day on Ebay.	553	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Aliens have recently come to earth, researching for a cure of a terrible disease that infects planets one-by-one. You look up from your work as they describe the effects of this disease: "Oh, you mean global warming?" The alien stares at you in shock. "Global WHAT?!"	423	WritingPrompts
The coworker my wife had been seeing thanked me for the stew.	334	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You're wanted by nearly everything and everyone in your universe. Your crime? Seeing through the fourth wall, and not shutting up about it.	149	WritingPrompts
[WP] As a joke, you download the 'true internet' from some shady website. You are very surprised when you open it up the next day to find news from other planets in the galaxy.	61	WritingPrompts
[WP] It turns out that the universal language of the galaxy is actually French. The English are not happy about this.	42	WritingPrompts
[WP] Everyone who has been bitten by a zombie turns into one. Until you don't.	33	WritingPrompts
[WP] Everyone has a unique superpower, but all the interesting or powerful ones ran out in 1983 so young people keep getting increasingly ridiculous abilities. When someone wrecks havoc on the city, you step in to save it - with the power of Christmas Decorations.	26	WritingPrompts
[WP] As a child, you used to be a bully who told people that mirrors would laugh at them. Now you are a wanted criminal, someone has cursed you: every time you see your reflection, it starts laughing very loudly.	25	WritingPrompts