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[WP] As a child, you used to be a bully who told people that mirrors would laugh at them. Now you are a wanted criminal, someone has cursed you: every time you see your reflection, it starts laughing very loudly.
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[WP] In a large kingdom, someone comes into your shop looking for a mask and some knives. Hallows-eve was near so you assumed nothing of it. A month later, law enforcement arrives. It turns out your customer is the most deadly serial killer in the country and has just killed the Queen.
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[WP] Coming out of hyper-space on your way to a space port, you cursed. "How the f*** is this a safe route?!"
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[WP] You are an English teacher and have an alien exchange student in your class. After showing them a few well-known books, it becomes obvious that aliens don't understand the term 'fiction'.
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[WP] Your only problem with communicating the dead? The language barrier. Ghosts apparently speak Latin and nothing else.
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[WP] It's been a couple of hundred years since humans have come into contact with other species and their planet has become notorious for trading - namely a liquid substance called water that is hard to find on other planets, but plentiful on earth.
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[WP] Anything you sing comes true. If you sing about being rich, you find hundreds of dollars in your wallet. If you sing about peace, warring countries suddenly start making treaties. You started writing your own songs: with a catch. You're now an internationally loved rockstar.
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