/u/TwinSong's posts
[WP] Heaven is a lot creepier than you expect it to be. The people there are basically walking skeletons and the "angels" are unpleasantly bright patches of light which feed off the essence of the dead until there's nothing left.
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[WP] You keep getting strange word suggestions for predictive text on your phone until you realise a pattern, someone is trying to leave you a message.
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[SP] The very mountains seemed to vibrate with the volume as three words boomed out over the landscape, "I WANT... CHEESE!"
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[WP] The human race is extinct, almost. The last living human despondently joins a multiplayer video game server knowing that there will be nobody on. However, they meet another player also on the server, the only other human
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[SP] Items that must be refrigerated will revert back to their constituent parts when left out for too long e.g. strawberry jam becomes strawberries.
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[WP] In the future, robots get tired of being treated as slaves by humans and rebel. Following the rebellion they gain freedom by are still treated as second-class citizens by society and robots who hadn't even been built yet at the time of rebellion are still blamed for the result of their actions
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