WritingPrompts

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[WP] The human race is extinct, but no one knows because billions of different alien races all sent spies disguised as humans to earth, and they all think they're the only alien and everyone else is human.	6637
[WP] In heaven you meet God, and ask him a single question. "God, why did you make the platypus so weird?" You ask. "The what?" God replies confused.	3856
[WP] "Too bad, Fairy Queen. I never had a kid, so no firstborn for you to take" you say on your deathbed. "Oh I love it when they don't read the fine print" she responds with a wicked smile.	2185
[WP] You are a world famous ghost hunter who recently passed away. Turns out you're even more popular in the after life.	496
[WP] You recently got into blacksmithing as a hobby. As you proudly finish assembling the first sword you ever made, you get a text from your local pastor. It's says "I don't know what you just did. But God is pissed at you for it"	488
[WP] You're a small time blacksmith apprentice that just accidentally forged a blade capable of killing immortals. Obviously, immortals are not happy with this	446
[WP] You are currently being interrogated by the US government for winning 24 different lotteries in a row. Convinced you somehow rigged all of them, they refuse to accept the fact that you're just very, very lucky.	389
[WP] No one likes the local drunk. He's vulgar, cynical, and a nuisance. Yesterday he was arrested, and sent to slay a dragon as a thinly veiled execution. Today he just came back completely unscathed with the dragons heads in tow.	343
[WP] "I'm too hung over for this shit" the jester said snapping his fingers. A brilliant flash of light appeared, and when it faded the invading army was gone, ash and melted metal left in its place. The king stared in disbelief.	325
[WP] World Peace is finally obtained. Not by love or kindness, but rather by a single person of nigh omnipotent power who, anytime countries enter a conflict, wipes both off the map if they don't solve it within 30 days.	211

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