/u/Twoyurnipsinheat's posts
[WP] Out of breath, completely exhausted, and wounded, you finally give up. The murderous doll stood over you, ready to deliver the final blow, and all you could do was ask, "Why does this shit always happen to me?". The doll pauses, "Wait.. what?".
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[WP] A lesser God has bestowed you the power to erase your memory but only of works of fiction. It's a mediocre gift, but you get to enjoy your favorite movies and books anew. Settling down to enjoy your favorite fantasy book/movie, you once again invoke your gift. The memory does not fade.
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[WP] "I wish to be immortal!" You exclaim to the genie you uncovered. Their cheery demeanor and bright eyes have changed almost instantaneously. Concerning eyes and a pained voice present an offer. "Abandon your remaining wishes and in exchange I will save you from the one you just made."
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[WP]A doctor and an MMO player discuss how they spend their lives healing others. Both assume the other does the same job as themselves. It's starting to get competitive.
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[WP]You are the afterlife tour guide. When people pass or experience near-death events you guide them through a museum of their past experiences. Today is your first day and as luck would have it, your first guest is an unusual one.
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[WP] The human Language is powerful and is interpreted as literal by the laws of nature, the very fabric of reality bending to the power of a phrase. As a seasoned detective you are investigating a serial killer who seems to be using idioms to commit his crimes.
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[WP] The light of the sun has gone out. What's left of the survivors live in villages dotted across the land, each kept illuminated by torches that line their edges. Stay in the light for those who wander from it, never return.
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[WP]The selection process for Heaven has become much more strict, but not every soul that comes to Hell is deserving of the traditional treatment. You are tasked with developing and over-seeing the new Petty Tortures Division and today is your first demonstration in front of the board.
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[WP] It was a silly social media poll that showed up every Sunday, "One of these must go!" Followed by some emoji's. You cast your vote and it would display the voting results. The problem? You don't remember the last time you ever saw previous week's top choices.
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