/u/UltimateMegaChungus's posts
[WP] You are being interrogated by a terrorist organization that has eluded the US Government for over 50 years. They have a lie detector, but it is rigged; every thing you said was the truth but was detected as a lie and vice versa. You are on your last "lie" before you are killed.
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[WP] You wake up. You can't move, you can't breathe. You scream, only to realize you can't hear, and can't feel your mouth or face. You want to cry for help. But you can't... you're just a brain on a table.
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[WP] And there she was. A beautiful, buxom knight with long golden hair. She was sent to defeat you and take your kingdom, but instead of killing you she decides to spare you. With a pearly smile, she sheaths her blade and says these words to you:
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[WP] You are lying on the ground, bleeding to death after being ganged up on by some mooks. The knife in your chest went clear through your heart. However, it had sigils and runes all over it. You pull it out, and you gasp when you see no wound on your chest. The sigils glow and you hear a voice.
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[WP] You are a normal dweeb who gets teleported into a realm where everyone's power is measured by how cool they are. You find out that you're such a normie that your power level is literally less than 0, but ironically enough this makes you a curiosity to the big-shots.
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[WP] "I hate you creatures. You mock your own God only to ask him for help, only to ravage and pillage your own kind. Yet you have the gall to call ME the Devil?!"
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[WP] You wake up in your bed, as any usual morning. You get up and do your daily routine, and as you're about to sit down and have breakfast, you see a man in black leather sitting in your seat. He has an eyepatch and appears old but hardened.
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