/u/UltimateMegaChungus's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You accidentally make a new life form out of chemicals you can find in the average kitchen. Problem is, it's somehow smarter than you are despite the total lack of a brain.
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[WP] "Okay, this might seem kinda confusing, but... I may, or may not, have just ended the world." "You know what, I'm not even surprised, considering how dumb you are."
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[WP] You have just discovered how to raise an eyebrow and cause an audible vine boom every time you do. It's all fun and games... until the SCP Foundation shows up.
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[WP] Take an old horror movie and Disnify it to make it child-friendly. Even if it means re-writing the whole situation.
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[WP] Fordge and Chevontiac merge with Ferrugatti and Nissayota to form the ultimate car company. Their first model: a reimagined Shelby Cobra.
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[WP] "I told you. I would brave Hell and reject Heaven, be killed beyond death, destroyed beyond obliteration, and tortured beyond pain. All is worth it, to stay at your side." "Thank you... Janitor."
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[WP] Hulk said "stragedy" instead of "strategy" or "tragedy". You put the pieces together and realize that maybe the Big Green Man isn't dumb after all.
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[WP] "I am the Lord of Evil!" "Okay? Then why did you save my dog?" "I said Lord of Evil, not Lord of Stupid! It would be stupid to just stand and watch as a helpless puppy gets ran over, so I saved it!"
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[WP] You get stabbed by a weird knife. At first you think you're seriously injured, but when you look down at the wound, there's nothing there. You then hear a voice in your head telling you: "I bless you with the flesh of a mountain. Your skin will never be broken again."
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