/u/UltimateMegaChungus's posts
[WP] A human, an elf, a dwarf, and an ork are all en route to a strange kingdom. The king, an Elder Demon, has a task for the four to save Netherix from the twisted god of darkness, Umbrus.
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[WP] Space, time, reality, and existence have all collapsed into an irrelevantly large black hole, and all "things" and "nothings" have become one. The cause? One of your Eldritch cousins suffered a stroke from eating too many fat mortals.
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[WP] You came home from work after a long day, and plopped on a chair. You weren't careful, and accidentally sat on your own balls with all your weight. But there's a problem: you're a woman, so that shouldn't be possible.
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[WP] Death is literally at your doorstep. He is asking if you've seen his pet hellhound named Vinyl. Death promises you 1 extra year to your lifespan if you help.
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[EU] You find yourself smack-dab in the middle of a fight between Eggman and Sonic. You're apparently a hedgehog, but you don't know if you have any powers. Try to escape your situation and survive!
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[WP] You are chasing a villain through the city, and deal enough of a blow to knock his helmet off. You're shocked to see his face is almost identical to yours. He reveals to you that he is you from a worse timeline.
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[WP] Holy shit! Did you see that?! He just knocked out Thanos with a pimpslap! This guy radiates pure Black Air Force energy!
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[WP] You unmask a villain, after so many years of chasing him down. But you're shocked to see his face is similar to yours. He reveals that he is you, from a worse timeline.
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[WP] The year is 2140. You are an astronaut sent to be the first person to land on Pluto. You discover that there is indeed life. It looks sharp and jagged like ice, with a similar personality.
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