/u/UltimateMegaChungus's posts
[WP] "I am the Lord of Evil!" "Okay? Then why did you save my dog?" "I said Lord of Evil, not Lord of Stupid! It would be stupid to just stand and watch as a helpless puppy gets ran over, so I saved it!"
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[WP] You get stabbed by a weird knife. At first you think you're seriously injured, but when you look down at the wound, there's nothing there. You then hear a voice in your head telling you: "I bless you with the flesh of a mountain. Your skin will never be broken again."
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[WP] You are cursed by a witch to die a horrible death... but only if you are ever to hurt someone who trusts and cares for you.
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[WP] Fire, water, wind, earth, and lightning. These are the 5 original elements. Everything turns on its head when the 6th element is discovered... it is by far the most powerful, but also the most unpredictable.
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[WP] Being isekai'd into another world isn't so bad! At least that's what you thought before you fucked up so badly even the good guys don't like you.
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[WP] You accidentally awaken an ancient being from a time before mortals. You can't tell which is scarier, the fact that it's powerful enough to shake the universe, or the fact that it looks like one of your older OCs on DeviantArt.
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[WP] You defeated the final boss' 1st form. It was pretty easy! Then they transformed into their 2nd form. It was challenging, but not bad. Now they're in their 3rd and final form. The music is no longer cool, but terrifying. His stats now eclipse yours.
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[WP] His anger is his fuel. His fist is his weapon of choice. His armor is merely his own flesh. He has defeated every army, every ship, every warhead, and every nation, all with flicks and pimpslaps. His skill is unknowable, and he is feared across the solar system. His name is...:
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[WP] They say the Devil quakes when a good man loses his temper. As the Devil, you find out firsthand just how much doodoo you're in, now that you've managed to piss off the son of God.
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