/u/Ultraeisenhower's posts
[WP] You've tried everything to be a good guardian angel, but nothing you do can stop your human from being a tremendous asshole. You think you'll just possess them instead. Besides, you're not really an angel.
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[WP] a mosquito withers and dies after drinking his blood. His eyes move with a tiny delay instead of perfect sync. You're pretty sure you saw him take food out of the oven barehanded yesterday. You love your room mate like a brother, but his bad act is getting hard to ignore.
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[WP] technically the kaiju died on YOUR property and what the government left of it now belongs to you. The insurance money won't cover removing it... but it WILL cover making a new business in the beast's shell.
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[WP] fed up with how the paladin does questionable things to keep up his oath and still has the gall to think he's the moral compass, the skeevy rogue delivers a "reason you suck" speech.
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[WP] you climb the dragon's tower roost and ascend the stairs to save the princess. You find her dressing a wound where she asks "are you my backup?"
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[WP] a superhero should inspire others to be better. That's the point of the fame and the suit. It's why they don't go around dressed in civilian clothes and skii masks. But as someone laveled a villain, you seem to be doing a better job of that than heroes these days. You just don't realize it.
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[EU] ripped apart. Sealed behind a wall and left to die. Made into a living generator. Killed and made into a henhouse. The people of the island of sodor used brutality to keep the trains in line. If they hadn't, maybe things would have gone better for them.
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[EU] superman may be able to face almost any foe with little to no threat to his being or moral compass, but as he flies across the world his heart beats in a panic. He cannot find anyone. Every city is empty. For once, he doesn't know what to do... and he is afraid.
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