/u/Uncouth-Youth's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] “Remember this above all else when you leave the Cave. It is much better to run across a demon than angel. A demon can be bargained with. An angel, on the other hand, will kill you on sight.”
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[WP] All of the scientists said the meteor was going to hit. 100% chance. So what the hell happened? Christ, showing up at work tomorrow is going to be really awkward.
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[WP] You are You, the immortal, dimension-hopping main character of every writing prompt written in the second person. Describe a normal day of Your life.
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[WP] Lucifer wasn’t a power-hungry traitor. That’s just propaganda. He just became disillusioned with what he saw in heaven.
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[WP] It’s the same rules as the movie Groundhog Day, except the loop won’t break until your actions lead to the deaths of 250 people in a single day.
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[WP] When they arrived they were met with celebration. After all, they called themselves Healers. But they weren’t here to heal us. They were here to heal the planet we ruined. Now we have to convince them that we can change, that we deserve to live.
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[WP] The scrappy rebels have been defeated, their heroes have been killed or captured, and their space fleet has been scattered. Turns out the easily exploitable weakness in the Intergalactic Superempire’s greatest weapon wasn’t real, and was in fact made up for this very purpose. Duh.
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[WP] The guy who hired me comes over the loudspeaker. “Greetings! Hitmen, assassins, and thugs, thank you for joining me this evening. Only ten of you are leaving this party alive, so get killing!” I look around and see that everyone in the room is pulling out concealed weapons. I do the same.
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The scrappy rebels have been defeated, their heroes have been killed or captured, and their space fleet has been scattered. Turns out the easily exploitable weakness in the Intergalactic Superempire’s greatest weapon wasn’t real, and was made up for this very purpose. Duh.
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