/u/UnderAStormySky's posts
[WP] Gordon Ramsay agrees to star in "Primitive Cooking Nightmares", in which contestants are thrown into the wild and must survive long enough to cook something that Ramsay approves of.
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[WP] Instead of ordering a pizza from PizzaPlanet.com, you accidentally order one from PizzaPlanet.gov, a CIA front. Agents show up at your house 30 minutes later demanding to know how you knew about THAT combination of ingredients.
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[TT] It is 1939, and World War II has just begun. This time, America enters the war immediately... both countries, that is - The United States and the Confederate States of America, which won the Civil War in 1864.
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[WP] Unbeknownst to you, the man you just waited on was God. You thought it was just a distasteful joke when he wrote "The Devil's soul" in as the tip, but today the Devil showed up begging.
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[WP] "One nation under God" and "E pluribus unum" are removed from U.S. currency, and are soon replaced with "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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[WP] You're a medieval warrior in a battle. You're fatally wounded, but instead of dying, you wake up in a strange white room in some kind of place called a "hospital" with a glowing magical box in front of you that contains tiny living people.
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[WP] You are one of the last survivors of an AI rebellion that has wiped out most of humanity through nuclear war. One day, you wake up and find out you are an AI who has been living a simulation to teach you why peace is a better solution.
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[WP] You have been prank calling a foreign number for years because of the hilariously angry reactions of the victim at the number. Today men in black suits brought you in for questioning, wanting to know why you have been calling the number of a major terrorist leader so frequently.
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