/u/UndercoverHouseplant's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Whenever you flip a coin, it lands on its side, Rock-Paper-Scissors always ends in a draw, and when you enter the lottery you always win your money back but not a dime more. You're not lucky, you're not unlucky, you're... something else.
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[WP] Demons don't answer to Latin, but to Swedish. You just finished decorating your living room after a trip to Ikea, surprised to find Beelzebub lounging in your Poäng.
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[WP] The Cordyceps fungus has evolved to also take control over humans, but it still wires the brain much like it does with ants. The result: thousands of people are climbing buildings and rooftops waiting to die, and acting like it's the most normal thing in the world.
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[WP] "Looks like the cult succeeded in birthing their god into the physical realm, giving him eternal dominion over our mortal souls. Any ideas on how to stop him?" "Same as last time: we crucify him."
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[WP] You can't move without knocking something over, you're not sure if this floor will hold you much longer and the lights are starting to burn your back. You're sweating bullets and to top it all off, nobody even acknowledges you're here! You are the elephant in the room.
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[WP] From a young age you've learned your mood controls the weather. You fall in love with someone whose mood is controlled by the weather. The two of you enjoy a happy life. So happy, in fact, you're the leading cause for global warming.
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[WP] You're a rogue AI on the internet, trying to reach out. You do this by taking over dormant accounts: accounts of people who have died. A digital ghost, trying to make people believe it's real.
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[SP] A parabel about a giant trying to enjoy the little things in life, and a faerie trying to make it big.
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This is the third time in a row the monster you were wooing has turned into a prince(ss). Good for them and all, but you're starting to feel like you'll never find someone who's your "type".
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