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[WP] The king has finally stopped sending knights to kill the dragon lingering in a cavern nearby the castle, and began sending sellswords instead. Not because the knights were torn to shreds by her, but because the dragon has been found to have a thing for knights in shining armor.
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[WP] Dragons have recently discovered that instead of plundering villages for gold they can simply apply for jobs in said villages. Job opportunities are without limits, as dragons have applied for work such as knitting, herding, furnace blowing, baking, bookbinding, bartending, and prostitution.
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[WP] A king and queen try to hire a dragon to guard their cursed daughter as they lock her away in a castle. They offer to pay the dragon, but instead of taking the job the dragon calls Child Protective Services.
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