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Feeling extremely hungry, he shoves another piece of meat into his mouth.

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"Maybe the real treasures was the friends we made along the way"

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When my son first told me about him having a wet dream, I brushed it off as a normal thing teenagers do,

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Being granted a wish, I wish that I can use 100% of my brain all the time.

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"Don't worry lad, we have our mighty ships, our great captain, and years worth of canned foods, a little bit of arctic cold induced headache couldn't do any harm to us!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Feeling extremely hungry, he shoves another piece of meat into his mouth.	7
"Maybe the real treasures was the friends we made along the way"	3
When my son first told me about him having a wet dream, I brushed it off as a normal thing teenagers do,	2
Being granted a wish, I wish that I can use 100% of my brain all the time.	1
"Don't worry lad, we have our mighty ships, our great captain, and years worth of canned foods, a little bit of arctic cold induced headache couldn't do any harm to us!"	1