/u/ValyrianJedi's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "My dad was right, I should have married a real man!" your wife screamed. Unfamiliar with the expression, you mistakenly believe that she and her father must have somehow finally found out that you aren't actually a human
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[WP] You found a kitten under your porch a few months ago. The older it gets, the more you are genuinely convinced that you somehow have a pet Smilodon.
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[WP] Ancient gods gained power from having worshipers. Only recently have some realized they don't have to actually worship you as a god, just worship you, and have decided to become famous YouTubers to get back more power and worshipers than they ever had before.
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[WP] You are an attorney who has found your calling in helping townsfolk looking to make deals with the local fairy, who is known for finding loopholes and twisting words to torment people.
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[WP] You decided to dress as the devil for Halloween. A group of actual demons don't understand the concept of costumes and think that you are their actual leader, returned after disappearing for 1000 years
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[WP] First it was thought to be an astronomical event. Then it was thought to be a geological event. Now it is clear that it is actually a biological event. The moon is hatching.
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[WP] A modernized version of Dante 's inferno, with sins, punishments, and people more applicable to today
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[WP] A traditional style fairytale (that takes place in the olden days) with a modern moral to the story (such as don't give out too much personal information online)
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[WP] "Damn it boy, you can't just go breaking the fundamental laws of the universe like that all the time"
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