/u/Vengeful-Pickle's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Uncle Bob is sober, grandma hasn’t asked why you’re single, father hasn’t questioned your career path, mom hasn’t gone on a political rant. “This has been the most pleasant Thanksgiving I can remember!” You exclaim finishing your meal. It’s then you realize why, this isn’t your family.
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[WP] Your co-worker looks you up and down, “You look like shit Jerry, long night?”. You begin to sob, “I didn’t get any sleep last night, again. I got summoned 3 times. These goth kids haven’t left me alone since they found my blood totem last week. They just keep asking for the same thing...”.
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[WP] The children were nestled away safe in their beds. You’ve hung their stockings over the fire place. A tree has been set up in a place of prominence. “For the children” you whisper as you place the offering of milk and cookies and began the Santa summing incantation
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[WP] The devil went down to Georgia- he was looking for some soles to steal. He preferred something with good arch support, but after eons of going without, he just wants to find a pair of shoes that fit. He’s lying in wait when he sees you approaching...
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[WP] You’re a taxidermist, and a horrible one at that. But your business is booming because of just how comically awful you are. People just can’t get enough of your “haxidermy”
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[WP] As a witch you are bound by tradition and deep magic to your broom. As a 1950’s “modern housewife”, your husband has unwittingly replaced it with a brand new Electrolux Vacuum....
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[WP] You rode through a desert on a horse with no name, but it wasn’t for lack of trying. The horse complained about every one.
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[WP] You did it! You released the townsfolk from their curse. After 500 years of being stone they’re turning back. Suddenly you hear the screaming. Stone erodes and crumbles over time. Flesh and bone doesn’t just magically regenerate.
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[WP] You’re on a family stroll at the park when the “#1” on your shirt begins to pulse. The shimmer from a not-so-distant “#1 DAD” coffee tumbler catches your eye. “There can be only one” you mutter as you and your opponent lock eyes.
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