/u/Vengeful-Pickle's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[EU] After all this time it turns out Lucifer never tempted Eve in the garden of eden. It was a set up devised by Adam. God just found out today ...
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[WP] You’re a sound editor responsible for creating radio edits of songs - you can replace inappropriate words/lyrics in songs with anything using the artists voice samples. Today you’ve decided to have some fun. (Alternative: today you’re editing your ex’s songs).
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[WP] “Closing time, ” the bartender states solemnly to the lone patron left. “You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here”. “I know who I want to take me home..” the patron quietly sobs as his demon lays its hand gently on his shoulder.
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[WP] The first man landed on the moon in 1969. The last one landed in 2035. After 66 years, the earth was finally rid of men.
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[WP] You are the ghosts of Christmas (past, present, and future), and you’re trying to save another scroogey soul. “This mf just isn’t getting it” you say quietly out loud as you take a drag from your cigarette and massage your temple.
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[WP] You’ve just had a life altering religious experience, but you can’t seem to get past the messenger. As it turns out, Angels are terribly wretched creatures in form and method despite their heavenly messages. And those people who misspelled it “Angle” weren’t that wrong after all.
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[WP] You were born with the gift to talk with the animals, walk with the animals, grunt, squeak, and squawk with the animals. You wish you were deaf.
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[WP] Your inner monologue suddenly becomes external and you don’t know how to stop it from blabbing.
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[WP] Laying on your bed, you take satisfied deep breaths. A demon crawls out from under your bed holding a crinkled stack of dirty magazines in one hand and your favorite sex toy in the other. "We need to talk..." it says with a disturbed look on its face.
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