WritingPrompts

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[WP] Everyone, after finding their place in the world, eventually has an action figure made of them that features their “special ability”. Your action figure was just released, you’re not happy about its “specially ability”	2
[SP] You are what you eat, and nothing that you don’t.	2
You’ve lived your entire life so-far without an internal monologue. Suddenly one day you hear a voice screaming “I can’t take it anymore! I’ve been quiet long enough.”	1
[WP] “But, these are my hands!” You bellow in agony. “Not anymore,” retorts Satan. “Now, let me show you what they can really do” he snickers.	1
[WP] Santa is holding a press conference. “We can assure you there was no fraud.” Santa begins, “This was the most secure count in history. We have checked the list twice now; we are ready to certify the 2020 naughty/nice list.” Opponents in the crowd begin to chant: “Lose the List!”	1
[WP] You're a world renowned youtube chef, known for messing up even the simplest of recipes in the worst of ways. Your infamy has landed you a job at a popular local restaurant. Your first food order just came in...	1
[WP] Reasons your application has been rejected. “Too much go in your flow.” “Too much clap in your flap.” “Too much skeet in your fleet.” “Too much power in your flower” “Too much heat in your peat.” Until today...	1
[WP] All songs about heartbreak are about the same demon. Run-Around Sue, Mustang Sally, Gloria, Lola, Rhonda and now Marie (the name of your latest flame) are the same succubus muse. She just likes to hear songs written about her.	1
[WP] Sharon, Frank, Paul, Carol, Cindy-Lou, Mary-Anne, and Ted. These are the 7 dirty names you can no longer call your children. As Chief of Patient Welfare, you must now explain to some country folk why they can’t use these names for their newly born septuplets.	1
You’ve just had a life altering religious experience, but you can’t get seem to get past the messenger. As it turns out, Angels are terribly wretched creatures in form and method despite their heavenly messages. And those people who misspelled it “angel” weren’t so wrong after all.	1

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