/u/Vengeful-Pickle's posts
[WP] How it started: "It's my way or the highway" you tell your frustrated work crew. How it's going: "This isn't what I meant!" you scream as your work crew prepares to throw you from the open van door.
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[WP] You are an apprentice, the master has stepped out. You step up to his forbidden tome to practice on your own, the ancient magical art of sandwitchcraft
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[WP] You’re an ancient witch specializing in resurrection, but only of inanimate objects and ideas. Today’s clients are a group in their mid-30’s that want their 90’s icons and nostalgia back.
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[WP] TIFU when I helped my new neighbor find his lost gold watch....dragons don’t care if they asked for your help or not, they don’t like when you touch their stuff
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[WP] You’re a sound editor responsible for creating radio edits of songs - you can replace inappropriate words/lyrics in songs with anything using the artists voice samples. Today you’ve decided to have some fun. (Alternative: today you’re editing your ex’s songs).
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[WP] “Closing time, ” the bartender states solemnly to the lone patron left. “You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here”. “I know who I want to take me home..” the patron quietly sobs as his demon lays its hand gently on his shoulder.
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[WP] The first man landed on the moon in 1969. The last one landed in 2035. After 66 years, the earth was finally rid of men.
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[WP] You are the ghosts of Christmas (past, present, and future), and you’re trying to save another scroogey soul. “This mf just isn’t getting it” you say quietly out loud as you take a drag from your cigarette and massage your temple.
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[EU] After all this time it turns out Lucifer never tempted Eve in the garden of eden. It was a set up devised by Adam. God just found out today ...
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