/u/Vengeful-Pickle's posts
[WP] You’re Gordon Ramsay training a new chef. You’re sweet as candy to the inept chef, it’s the ingredients you’re trademark temper is being directed towards
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[WP] “They’re coming!” You can hear the approaching rumble, “Is it the zombie horde?” You ask as your voice cracks. The lookout’s face goes pale as he shakes his head in terror, “The Nihilists...”
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[WP] You’ve just had a life altering religious experience, but you can’t seem to get past the messenger. As it turns out, Angels are terribly wretched creatures in form and method despite their heavenly messages. And those people who misspelled it “Angle” weren’t that wrong after all.
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[WP] Your inner monologue suddenly becomes external and you don’t know how to stop it from blabbing.
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[WP] “Mama stole the cookie from the cook-cook-lie jar!” Your child shouts. They point accusingly at you, bound to a chair and surrounded by children.
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[WP] Rose and Jack both survived the Titanic, married, had children. It’s their 50th wedding anniversary and Jack is still salty about the whole “there’s no room” situation.
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[WP] Laying on your bed, you take satisfied deep breaths. A demon crawls out from under your bed holding a crinkled stack of dirty magazines in one hand and your favorite sex toy in the other. "We need to talk..." it says with a disturbed look on its face.
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[WP] You were born with the gift to talk with the animals, walk with the animals, grunt, squeak, and squawk with the animals. You wish you were deaf.
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