/u/Vengeful-Pickle's posts
[WP] You started off a guerrilla plant propagater, stealing snippets from gardens, stores, and parks. Now you’ve started propagating humans using stolen nail clippings, strands of hair, skin particles
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[WP] The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal. He wasn’t thinking when he willingly made a his deal with a ginger
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[WP]It’s Mari Lywyd. This year you are determined not to have to feed that menace and his troupe. You’re preparing your rhymes when it knocks at your door
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[WP] You’re a natural artist. You’ve spent nearly your entire life perfecting your magnus opus. You’ve survived many hardships, including abduction, and now a stabbing. “Hey look!” Cries a child dropping her butter knife, “A pearl!”
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[WP] Everyone, after finding their place in the world, eventually has an action figure made of them that features their “special ability”. Your action figure was just released, you’re not happy about its “specially ability”
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse has happened, but only among non-human animals leaving the human race to resort to veganism. The vegans rejoice until plants gain sentience as well. You’re the head vegan addressing all vegans on your new change - plants bad, dirt good.
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[WP] An excerpt from Reused: A Memoir. You’re reusable Amazon prime packaging that has been places and seen some shit (and had it put in you too).
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[WP] Sharon, Frank, Paul, Carol, Cindy-Lou, Mary-Anne, and Ted. These are the 7 dirty names you can no longer call your children. As Chief of Patient Welfare, you must now explain to some country folk why they can’t use these names for their newly born septuplets.
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You’ve just had a life altering religious experience, but you can’t get seem to get past the messenger. As it turns out, Angels are terribly wretched creatures in form and method despite their heavenly messages. And those people who misspelled it “angel” weren’t so wrong after all.
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