/u/Veterankin's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]As you make your way through a security checkpoint on the space station, you stop at a booth manned by a bored alien. Not looking up from its paper work, it asks disinterestedly, "Name?" You reply with the same tone, "Legal or preferred?" It replies, "Legal." You sigh, "Experiment J35-59DK0 - B"
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[WP] It turns out Earth is an "uncontacted stone-age tribe" of a galactic human empire. It's been 4 thousand years since the last time they asked if we wanted back in and they're about to ask again
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[WP]-You start your walk home from work, you see a shabby man walking very strangely on the sidewalk. He takes 3 steps forward, 3 steps left and a step back. You walk up and ask him what he is doing. He does a backflip then says, "RNG manipulation." As he walks down the road he picks up a 100$ bill.
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