/u/Vitrian_guardsman's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I heard of aliens in low orbit descending to eat humans I imagined them eating a man as a wolf does with a deer

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I began crying when my boss told me my pay was being lowered

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After reaching Jupiter we were able to send a probe into the great red spot and realise it isn't a storm

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Even though I can now see my blood vessels as clear as day I don't regret ignoring the warnings to stay inside

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"Are you sure about this" the genie responded to my wish to be able to read minds anywhere on earth

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[FEB22] I laughed when tiger_42069 commented "your mum" under my post asking about good recipes

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I was mortified when my wife found the unrecognisable corpses in the basement

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Since my friend suffered an animal bite he has been acting strangely

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When I agreed to be the test subject for a mind uploading experiment in order to get the money for my Wife's treatment I was worried about losing my humanity

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It has been five years since I caught the disease but I have never gotten used to the hives on my skin

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I heard of aliens in low orbit descending to eat humans I imagined them eating a man as a wolf does with a deer	1947
I began crying when my boss told me my pay was being lowered	732
After reaching Jupiter we were able to send a probe into the great red spot and realise it isn't a storm	47
Even though I can now see my blood vessels as clear as day I don't regret ignoring the warnings to stay inside	41
"Are you sure about this" the genie responded to my wish to be able to read minds anywhere on earth	39
[FEB22] I laughed when tiger_42069 commented "your mum" under my post asking about good recipes	35
I was mortified when my wife found the unrecognisable corpses in the basement	22
Since my friend suffered an animal bite he has been acting strangely	20
When I agreed to be the test subject for a mind uploading experiment in order to get the money for my Wife's treatment I was worried about losing my humanity	18
It has been five years since I caught the disease but I have never gotten used to the hives on my skin	15