/u/VorpalAbyss's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a 12-foot inflatable beach ball, hurtling across the beach at 40 knots like a multicolored wrecking ball. Describe the horrors you inflict upon man, woman and child during this unyielding journey of destruction and oppression as you move along the coast.
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[WP] Humans are feared as abominations by the other races in the galaxy. Not for their smarts or strength: the other races have those in spades. It's because even the simple act of breathing or shedding skin makes us walking biohazards that can eventually kill entire planets.
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[WP] Compared to the rest of the galaxy, humans are pretty weak. No great strength or intellect, nor are they that technologically advanced. So when an invading force comes to Earth, they think it's an easy mark. Pity they underestimated humanity's one, greatest strength.
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[WP] Throughout the ages, many men, women, and even children have summoned demons in order to have their greatest wishes fulfilled, often at a very steep cost. So it's frankly rather bizarre when a demon decided to summon a human to fulfil their own wish.
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[WP] Dogs are not just 'Man's Best Friend'. They are some of the most loyal and loving family members one can ever have. Even ones like yours, the really big ones with three heads and the faint aroma of brimstone clinging onto them.
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[WP] Humans are something akin to demons, and the dreamworld is actually reality. One day you find this out firsthand when you end up inside a summoning circle after getting knocked out.
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[WP] "Her death could save thousands, if not millions of lives! And she wants to live?" "Can you blame her? If I was in her place, I'd do the same thing."
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[WP] To save their world from the encroaching darkness, a kingdom summons you from your world to be their hero. It's probably best not to tell them you're an eldritch creature only pretending to be human.
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[WP] We all know about the Trolley Problem. What we don't know is the problem the trolleys have with the inevitable deaths.
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