WritingPrompts

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[WP] Thanks to a well made wish, Vanessa always has exactly what she needs in her closet for a fantastic weekend. This Friday, she finds a fake Swiss passport, a briefcase full of pre-1994 Krugerrands and a Mark 54 SADM Backpack Nuke.	199
[WP] The Anomalous Entity Department of the Internal Revenue Service has a 70% annual casualty rate and a singular mandate; to find, assess, and when needed seize the assets of dragons, leprechauns, and other supernatural entities that fail to properly declare and itemize their hordes.	120
[WP] Two weeks ago finger guns started actually killing people. Your company makes 87% of it's gross profits selling handguns, and the quarterly meeting is in five minutes. What are you going to tell the investors?	90
[WP] A survey team for a human interplanetary colony finds a rich food source... that kills after 90 hours. They've inadvertently discovered the alien equivalent of ant bait.	29
[WP] You asked your employees to write up a procedure log for their jobs, and your top performer just turned theirs in. Among the listed steps are "Procure Virgins", "Sharpen Knife", and "Flamethrower(?)"	10
[WP] As the Dread Lord watched his last fortress burn and heard the last of his henchman die screaming, his mysterious nemesis finally appeared. "No one will ever believe you." said Bill Murray, before vanishing into the night.	6
[WP] Whenever a war breaks out, two gods each pick a side as their "chosen". They aren't actually war gods; this is just their idea of foreplay. The actual god of war turned in his resignation after atomic weapons were invented.	5
[WP] After an environmental cleanup to rival the Apollo Program for ambition and complexity, the Earth finally speaks to us. She mistook our abuse for a kinky game, and wants to know why we stopped before she used the safe word.	1
[WP] Due to a miscommunication between the seconds, two members of the landed gentry are on their way to duel with pistons at dawn.	1

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