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Abibliophobics have a fear of reading and this is the scariest thing I could think of to do to terrorize them; the following is an award winning 427 word sentence.
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[WP]Every April Fools day the Devil likes to pull a prank. This year he has made a mock setup of the Pearly Gates and an imitation heaven! The Devil has chosen you to play the part of Saint Peter and to welcome the newly deceased "definitely not sinners" to "Heaven!"
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[WP] After the first great space war humanity was granted a seat at the planetary table in hopes that Earth will listen to reason. The Neptunians especially want peace, the Plutonians are disgruntled that they are not considered a planet by Earth anymore, and the Martians are offering a war pact.
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[WP]Lying in bed or on the couch, playing a video game on your smart phone; when in the heat of that battle you say a prayer and win the match! Its then that you look up and realize several angels are crouched around you.
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[WP]Your job is to make sure that nothing interferes with the machines whirring in the background. One day the whirring stops, and a message appears on the one video display in the room. It reads "The final digit of pi is 42, and please do mind the gap."
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[WP] A seed ship from Earth is sent to a nearby solar system with a planet we believed could sustain life, but without fast spacetravel the only thing that can make the voyage is an AI and a vault of frozen embryos waiting to be born. Approx. 10 thousand years later the ship arrives.
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[WP] You find yourself in a primitive setting with people inhabiting grass/mud huts. They speak a language which you could learn. The village is in a good region, rich in resources. What do you do to make your village the capital of your new empire?
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[WP] While deep sea fishing you snag something on the ocean floor. Upon reeling in you find an ornate gold chalice, your hook caught on a filigreed looping handle. You pour in a beer and take a sip for a selfie, then become astonished when you see yourself starting to get younger on the screen.
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