/u/WTFwhatthehell's posts
[WP] Mobsters release snakes on a plane. Unknown to them, the plane's destination is hosting conventions for ophiologists, zookeeping, animal control officers and snake charmers.
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[WP] "The Battle Robots require a neural interface to control them!" "None of our soldiers have the years of practice using the neural interfaces it would require to fight the kaiju!". The commanders are interrupted by the sound of a gentle cough from the waiter robot.
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[WP] Oh! I almost forgot! Last time we were here, your species was trying to tame wolves of all things! How did that turn out?
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[WP] The main character thinks they're a genre-savvy protagonist but they got the genre wrong. Very very wrong.
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[WP] Come on! How have these humans not discovered Slood yet? It's way easier to discover than Fire! It's barely harder to discover than water!
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[WP] The departments new occult detection array has detected a magical surge in the north Atlantic. The elves are awakening something. All seeing and incredibly powerful. The old one known as... "Santa".
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[WP] In a distant future ruled by the AI decendants of ancient industrial systems you've just found a tome of great power: The OSHA list of pictogram and hazard symbols.
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[WP] You've been hailed as a genius, a prophet even. People come from far and wide seeking your advice on countless topics. Meanwhile you keep telling them to RTFM or at least Google it themselves first. You fled to the most remote locations but they keep finding you....
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[WP] "Good? He's the god of Healing, not the god of health. He gains power when people are healed, not when they simply don't get sick or injured."
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