/u/WTFwhatthehell's posts
[WP] Traditionally the protagonist has lost their parents, family, village and mentor to the Villains henchmen. Not yours. You never told the party the details because your loved ones died in such embarrassing and ridiculous ways.
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[WP] You're a demon working on commission. Collecting souls. The older demons spend years chipping away at targets, tempting them... but you're more efficient about making quota, last week you ran an atheist bakesale swapping cookies for souls... but that's nothing compared to your latest plan.
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[WP] A dramatic story about humans, but written by a robotic alien who only half remembers his highschool biology classes and kinda remembers the sort of things that biological organisms can do or which of those humans are actually capable of...
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[WP] Men tremble at the mere thought of the Great Old Ones abode in the hidden and fathomless worlds, but those beings fear things even more strange and monstrous... but it turns out the universe is less a pyramid of power and more like rock paper scissors....
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[WP] No other planet in the universe has microorganisms: bacteria, viruses, fungi, protozoa and phages are all the remnants of nano weapons from a war fought billions of years ago. Earth has been quarantined, assumed uninhabitable for intelligent life. Now humans are trying to make first contact.
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[WP] The dark lord has been defeated but it becomes apparent that the team of plucky young adventurers had no plan for what happens next and no idea of how to manage the logistics of feeding an empire.
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[WP] The Evil Emperor, demon lord of the dark realm activated a magical gem and sucked us both into a pocket realm, "OK, we've got about 3 minutes in here while neither the goddess of 'light' nor her brother hear us! This war isn't what you think it is!"
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[WP]"Only a DIRECT descendant of the ancient emperor can wield the sword" "That was 8000 years ago! If he has *any* living descendants then most of the empire should be descended from him!"
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[WP] 10,000 years ago the Eternal Empress gained immortality, leeching the youth from sacrifices. She passed on the ability to her children... who passed it to their children... now the immortals have out-competed everyone else and they don't intend to go back to mortality.
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