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[WP]"Speak three wishes. Of my choosing, one I will grant, one I will ignore, and one I will grant the opposite."
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[WP] In the afterlife you have to spend eternity with the different versions of you that exist in the minds of everyone who knows you.
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[WP]"A reminder to please submit ALL queries and support requests in the form of a proper ticket. I do not respond to prayers. -Regards God"
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[WP] After a public near-death experience you've been exposed as immortal. You have a common face that pops up in images through out history so everyone now assumes you're thousands of years old and brimming with knowledge but you really are only a teenager
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[WP] At first you thought it was just an amusing printing error. But after two weeks, despite drinking a full glass every day, this carton of Life Long Milk still feels as full and tastes as fresh as the day you bought it.
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[WP] You log in to find someone has awarded you "Reddit Tachyon". You don't notice a difference until you go to adjust the date filter when sorting by Top and see five new options. "Next Hour, Next 24 Hours, Next Month, Next Year, and *ALL* Time"
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[WP]After the passing of your parent, you've become supreme ruler of their propaganda fueled dictatorship. You've decided to become a benevolent ruler but now you've done TOO well. Everyone believes your claims outragous crime, unemployment, and well-being stats are just more propaganda.
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