/u/Wattson_Caustic's posts
The worst part about being conjoined isn't the lack of personal space or not having your own private parts, because we never really had those things.
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[WP] You are a genie. Things have been going smoothly for the past millenia, until you met them.... Your first Redditor, well versed in every possible way to outsmart you.
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Mistaken for a serial killer, the US informed the public of my death and attempted a new form of punishment in secret, with the only info I knew about it being "hope you like computers."
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[WP]"Everyone gets a nickname burned into their palm depending on what their life will amount to. Some get visionary, others get musician, some get warrior even. You know this. So tell me, why the hell is yours just two quotation marks enveloping a space that is blank?"
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[WP] The government is attempting to capture you for your super powers, and so you used them to put the whole day in a time loop. If you can survive to the end of the day and make it on a plane, you can escape forever to England. Maybe the 385th time is the charm?
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[WP] Your uncle, who taught you morse code, died in the same accident that took your arm. You're cleaning up his apartment when your phantom limb pain surges to the rhythm of his favorite song.
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The kids argued yelling "It's mine!" Over and over, and I wasn't sure why they couldn't just get along for once!
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Millions dead from the beast that consumes humans down to the marrow, and she realized there was no hope of escaping the city.
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