/u/Weirdo_writer's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Bob always dreamt of becoming a police officer, busting into houses and taking down vast rings of criminal scum. His plans derailed, however, when he accidentally became a vampire.
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[WP] you owned a measly 5 shares in one of the world's largest and most powerful companies. In a sudden, tragic accident, every other stakeholder has died, leaving you as the new most powerful man in the company.
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[WP] You're completely out of shape - fat, pudgy, and can barely manage to waddle 5 feet without gasping for breath. Your social skills would barely appear under a microscope. Yet somehow, you're the world's deadliest assassin.
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[WP] you just became the supreme commander of the resistance, one of the biggest, most powerful organizations in existence. There's just one problem - you have absolutely no idea what it is you're resisting.
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[WP] Being one of the world's best assassins, you're used to outsmarting the best and brightest targets in elaborate, dramatic, and lengthy duels of wit. However, you've failed to account for your most recent target being extraordinarily dumb.
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[WP] Boldly, the brave hero vows to defeat the wicked villain in glorious combat. However, the villain is an absolute cupcake when it comes to combat. Trying to look majestically heroic in front of the observing populace, the hero tries to make the battle seem more dramatic than it actually is.
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[WP] lately, the devil's been having a hard time collecting souls. Now, he finally decides to try a new strategy: reverse psychology.
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[WP] WW3 has erupted across the world. Having exhausted their respective arsenals of missiles, modern equipment, and ammunition, every country has now resorted back to medieval levels of warfare.
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