/u/WesternSol's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The first aliens has just landed on Earth. As the delegation goes to meet them, one speaks, "I am Jax, representative of the formless empire. We would like to purchase all of your racoons." "All... of... them?..." "All of them."
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[WP]"OH GOD IT BURNS!" you scream as you body block the dragons firebreath. "CHRIST, ITS SO ITCHY!" you cry as your priest casts a healing spell, causing your melted skin to return to its place on your body and become whole once more. No one ever told you that being a tank would be so painful.
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[WP] "The 'I never did nothing' package is a favorite among our customers, allows you to forget the details of any crime." "Well that's great but I've never done any crimes." "I don't know. It says here that you had an appointment four years ago."
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[WP] You are a member of an order of magical knights empowered by the spirit aspects. The dragon, pegasus, and phoenix are all very strong, but you are the strongest: THE GOOSE!!!!
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[WP]You and your best friend are pitted against each other in gladiatorial matches to experiment with telekinesis. Your best friend uses their imaginary friends do the heavy lifting, while you use your multiple personalities.
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[WP] "You'll never be able to defuse Da Bomb in time, Ultiman!" "Why are you saying it like that?" "This is a marketing demo for other supervillains."
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[WP] Doomsday prepping companies are really just elaborate kidnapping operations for aliens to abduct humans.
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[WP] A young man with an eating disorder pursues his sumo dreams by wearing a Halloween costume to his official matches.
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[WP] It's the day after Halloween. As you prepare breakfast you accidentally cut yourself with a cheese grater, and notice that your 'blood' is brown. You're bleeding chocolate.
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[EU] "This is an invitation to my birthday party." Your crush takes the letter from you and rips it in half. As you start to cry he wipes the tears from your cheeks and whispers "I'll kill you." "EXCUSE ME? DID YOU JUST THREATEN ME BECAUSE I GAVE YOU A INVITE? WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH ARE YOU?!?!"
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