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[WP] You are a real Nigerian prince who has actually been deposed, and are bitterly making your thousandth last-ditch attempt to secure a foreign custodian for your fortune as the rebels are breaking down the door

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[WP] The world is abuzz over the sudden arrival of Shia LaBeouf's radically different twin brother, Sunni LaBeouf

137 upvotes

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[WP] Mid-performance, a mime discovers that he really has suddenly become trapped in an invisible, sound-proof box

134 upvotes

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[WP] Dance battles are the only kind of battles that have ever existed. Today is the day you begin to teach your students about World War II.

89 upvotes

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[WP] "The thing most people don't know about me," said the President of the United States, "is that I slept my way to the top."

75 upvotes

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[WP] You die and go to Heaven - only to discover that you are the first human being who has ever been able to do so.

73 upvotes

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[CW] You must describe a major historical event in the form of a standard clickbait-style title.

40 upvotes

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[WP] The number-one killer of Americans annually is heart disease; the number-two killer is cancer. Number three is Mrs. Esther G. Waters, aged 78, of Spokane, WA. Tell us about her.

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[WP] On a clear spring morning in a mid-sized city, citizens are startled to hear an air-raid siren start to go off. It has never sounded before in their lifetimes.

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[EU] During the darkest days of Voldemort's return, some muggles try to protect a fugitive Hogwarts' student from a gang of Death Eaters

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You are a real Nigerian prince who has actually been deposed, and are bitterly making your thousandth last-ditch attempt to secure a foreign custodian for your fortune as the rebels are breaking down the door	183
[WP] The world is abuzz over the sudden arrival of Shia LaBeouf's radically different twin brother, Sunni LaBeouf	137
[WP] Mid-performance, a mime discovers that he really has suddenly become trapped in an invisible, sound-proof box	134
[WP] Dance battles are the only kind of battles that have ever existed. Today is the day you begin to teach your students about World War II.	89
[WP] "The thing most people don't know about me," said the President of the United States, "is that I slept my way to the top."	75
[WP] You die and go to Heaven - only to discover that you are the first human being who has ever been able to do so.	73
[CW] You must describe a major historical event in the form of a standard clickbait-style title.	40
[WP] The number-one killer of Americans annually is heart disease; the number-two killer is cancer. Number three is Mrs. Esther G. Waters, aged 78, of Spokane, WA. Tell us about her.	26
[WP] On a clear spring morning in a mid-sized city, citizens are startled to hear an air-raid siren start to go off. It has never sounded before in their lifetimes.	20
[EU] During the darkest days of Voldemort's return, some muggles try to protect a fugitive Hogwarts' student from a gang of Death Eaters	19