/u/WinsomeJesse's posts
[WP] You're a game warden on a remote wildlife preserve, tasked with protecting the last herd of human beings in the galaxy.
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[TT] You're an android with advanced AI who ran away from your creator. Years later you hear that your creator has died and return to attend his funeral.
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[WP] You've been taking a lot of really strange jobs on Fiverr lately, unaware that there's a massive evil henchmen strike going on and you're the only scab in town.
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[WP] In a future where genetic engineering is commonplace, Build-a-Baby workshops pop up in nearly every Mega-Mall. You'd like a baby, but you're a bit broke, so you decide to take a chance on the irregular item bin.
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[WP] As a goof, you place an empty cardboard box up for auction on eBay, calling it "The world's first and only genuine Transmogrifier." Bidding immediately explodes, your home is ransacked, and now you're almost certainly being followed.
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[WP] An angel and a demon were banished from Heaven and Hell respectively. Improbably, they met on Earth, fell in love, and had you. Today's your first parent-teacher conference.
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[WP] You took a selfie every day in 2017 so you could create a timelapse video. But skimming backwards through your pictures this morning you realize that you've changed so much you hardly remember the person you were just one year ago.
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[WP] Everything you touch with your right hand becomes completely weightless. Everything you touch with your left hand experiences triple the Earth's usual gravity. Sometimes you get them mixed up.
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