/u/WinsomeJesse's posts
[WP] "Someday you'll understand why I took this from you. Just promise me you won't try and take it from someone else until you do."
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[WP] Gambling is the biggest business in the galaxy. You've been tasked with investigating suspicious betting patterns surrounding an otherwise insignificant little inhabited planet on the Orion-Cygnus Arm of the Milky Way.
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[WP] Fast food restaurants are sentient beings, free to interbreed and create unique, new chains. Your old, local McDonald's, however, has some slightly alarming ideas about "brand purity." You just want an Egg McMuffin.
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[WP] After blowing a big presentation at work, you sign up for Twitter, hoping to distract yourself. Instead, you're immediately flooded with angry tweets saying "You ruined my fantasy team!" and "I never should have drafted you!!"
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[RF] We all have that one friend who never grew up, never moved on, and never let go of the past. Except when we don't...because we're that friend.
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[WP] In the future, all major personal decisions must be approved by the "Triumvirate of You" - a three person council comprised of you at 6, you at 46, and you at 86.
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[WP] You have finally found the love of your life. All is beauty and music and magic. The only problem? Your new lover duplicates every time you kiss.
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[WP] Two twin sisters take great pride in being perfectly identical, until one of them becomes pregnant...
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[WP] You operate a super computer that tells children what their careers will be when they grow up. Everyone in today's group came back with a reading of "N/A".
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