/u/WinsomeJesse's posts
[WP] You assumed your cat would eventually forgive you for that bath, but that was before the bounty hunters started showing up.
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[WP] You are a demon, sent to Earth to sow fear, angst, and mistrust. Time for your quarterly review!
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[WP] Every human is a fitted with a neural courtroom, where all our most important decisions are argued. Your personal Trial of the Century is about to begin...
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[WP] A carpenter knocks on your door and asks to take your measurements. When asked, they reveal that someone has commissioned them to make a coffin for you.
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[WP] Following a massive system update, all iPhones begin receiving a daily notification at 12:00am GMT. Every notification contains a different 9 digit number. You've never thought much about it until one day when you realize the notification that day is your Social Security number.
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[RF] You've burned every bridge possible, but tomorrow you're scheduled for life-threatening surgery, so today you're desperately looking for someone - anyone - who'll go with you to the hospital, just so you won't have to be alone.
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[WP] After many long centuries, the last of the elvish race is finally setting sail for the Undying Lands. But first, they've hired you to help sell their enchanted ancestral home.
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[WP] A superhero on the downward swing is forced to ask for a favor from their hugely successful former sidekick.
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