/u/WinsomeJesse's posts
[WP] Humanity is granted an annual "Hour with No Consequences" - 60 minutes once a year where anyone can do anything, no matter how horrible or depraved, and it will all be undone and forgotten when time expires. Except for you - you're the only person who can remember what happens during the hour.
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[WP] After a week away, your cat returns covered in soot with a note attached to their collar. The note reads: "The door is closing! Come before it's too late!"
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[WP] Two grade school kids head to their customary seat at the back of the bus, only to find an elven princess crouched down behind the seat. "Please," she whispers. "You have to help me hide."
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[WP] You receive a text message from a wrong number, which turns into a playful friendship with a stranger. Then one day they text you: "Hey - I just did something really, really stupid."
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[WP] You live in a future where cheap, effective plastic surgery means that everyone over the age of 13 looks like they're 25, no matter how old they get.
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[WP] Frustrated by years of legislative gridlock, the United States ratifies the 28th Amendment allowing bills to bypass Congressional voting and instead be decided via steel cage match. You're the last actual politician in a Senate full of professional wrestlers.
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[WP] Google News updates their aggregation algorithm to better promote "stories of vital importance to the betterment and preservation of all humankind." Now the only stories displayed to all users are about your local middle school girls field hockey team. It is not a glitch.
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[WP] When someone tries to pass you in the breakdown lane, you subtly speed up, causing them to crash into the safety barrier. The next day, two officers arrive at your house. You assume the worse, but they've come to offer you a job in the Karma Police.
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