/u/Wolfblood-is-here's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You go back in time by 10,000 years to see what life was really like for cavemen. The tribe chief looks strangely familiar, in fact he's strikingly similar to Keanu Reeves.
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[WP] Some dragons hoard money, so run investment firms; some hoard knowledge, and work as scientists. Nobody knows what Kaliobrugh the Magnificent hoards, but for some reason she runs an orphanage.
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[WP] "Sorry for my surprise, it's just when I learned I'd be meeting the god of knowledge I thought you'd be some eldrich creature or an owl spirit or something, but you're just a nerd."
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[WP] Vampires have always been affected by belief, which is why holy symbols hurt them; they spread fear so the stories of their power will increase it. Vlad Dracula is still coming to terms with the effects of modern teen vampire romance books.
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[WP] An old Buddhist master loads a shotgun shell by shell, giving this wisdom to his students: 'do not be like them, fear the peaceful man pushed too far'.
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[EU] "Honey, I don't know how to explain this, but I saw Calvin playing with Hobbes this morning, and I think we should've believed him when he said it wasn't just a *stuffed* tiger."
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[WP] In this world, people's coffee is a true reflection of their soul: sweet, bitter, cold, complex, dark, everyone knows who they are by their drink. You've only ever had tea.
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[WP] When the alien king declared war on humanity, he thought their pleas to reconsider were for their own sake; he is slowly learning they were not begging for mercy, they were trying to show it, and now its too late.
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[WP] You've long enjoyed your ability to step into paintings: you've spoken with dead kings, met dragons, eaten fruit that doesn't exist, even explored spaces that don't follow regular physics. But when you entered your own child's finger painting for the first time, you were shocked to your core.
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