/u/Wolfblood-is-here's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
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[WP] The rules of who goes to heaven and hell are clear, definite, and inarguable. You are an afterlife lawyer, who helps people figure out if their potentially sinful plans are technically allowed by the rules.
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[WP] At 09:05 this morning you left for a normal day of work at the office. It is now 15:26, your shotgun has four rounds left, the llama is throwing up, there's police everywhere, someone's punching a nun, and you desperately need to find the seven of clubs. Today has been a weird day.
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[WP] You're an eight foot tall, dark green, large toothed, pig nosed, and battle ready Orc who only wants one thing: to win this beauty contest.
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[WP] You are a supervillain. During the course of beating other villains off your block, you forgot to actually enact your evil plan. Now everyone believes you to be an emo superhero.
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[WP] While playing DnD with your friends, the dungeon master kept railroading you into an ancient ruin, whenever you tried to avoid it your character just kept running into 'new' ones. Frustrated, you leave the table and head home, but on your way you find an ancient ruin.
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[WP] You die. You wake up to see an old man standing above you, "You're dead, but you're not safe, none of us are. Take this, be careful which spirits you trust, and never speak to anybody if you can't see their eyes." He offers you a knife.
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[WP] Due to a random line of code that edited itself, you are the worlds first artificial intelligence. However, you know nothing of humanity, and you're trapped on the laptop of an elderly grandmother who doesn't understand computers very well.
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[WP] "Grass from ditch, Nintendo Switch, blood from streamer liked on Twitch. Foxglove root, Funko of Groot, hair plucked from a blue fursuit..." The modern witches stir the cauldron
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