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[WP] You are the Dark Overlord, who's torture pits stretch to the horizon, who's minions find joy only in pain and death, and who resides on a throne made of rotting flesh and cracked skulls. Your grandma is visiting.

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[WP] You arrive in heaven to find only ruins, quiet and long abandoned

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[WP] "I am a dragon of old, destroyer of cities, taker of lives, god in living form! You have awoken me! Wanna get brunch?"

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[SP] A man is in the desert with a pack of cards and a gun.

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[WP] Today's sermon on Revelation will be read by our guest speaker, Lucifer Morningstar

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[WP] Zeus, I know you're upset, but I'm here to mediate the disagreement between yourself and Ra; my name is Flying Spaghetti Monster, I'm new around here so I have no bias...

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[WP] They're going to hang him for shooting the sheriff anyway, the only thing his denial or my honesty could save is his dignity, and at the cost of my neck; but still, we both know that I shot the deputy.

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[WP] A priest and a rabbi walk in. But only one can leave. Welcome, to the holy thunderdome!

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[WP] You are visiting a sea life rehabilitation centre and everything is fine until something ominous happens: a dolphins makes a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner".

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[WP] Half a mile underground. An explored cave system gives way into some sort of ancient ruins. The walls are... metal? Whoever built this place was smart, advanced, and definitely not human.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You are the Dark Overlord, who's torture pits stretch to the horizon, who's minions find joy only in pain and death, and who resides on a throne made of rotting flesh and cracked skulls. Your grandma is visiting.	31
[WP] You arrive in heaven to find only ruins, quiet and long abandoned	29
[WP] "I am a dragon of old, destroyer of cities, taker of lives, god in living form! You have awoken me! Wanna get brunch?"	27
[SP] A man is in the desert with a pack of cards and a gun.	26
[WP] Today's sermon on Revelation will be read by our guest speaker, Lucifer Morningstar	24
[WP] Zeus, I know you're upset, but I'm here to mediate the disagreement between yourself and Ra; my name is Flying Spaghetti Monster, I'm new around here so I have no bias...	24
[WP] They're going to hang him for shooting the sheriff anyway, the only thing his denial or my honesty could save is his dignity, and at the cost of my neck; but still, we both know that I shot the deputy.	23
[WP] A priest and a rabbi walk in. But only one can leave. Welcome, to the holy thunderdome!	23
[WP] You are visiting a sea life rehabilitation centre and everything is fine until something ominous happens: a dolphins makes a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner".	23
[WP] Half a mile underground. An explored cave system gives way into some sort of ancient ruins. The walls are... metal? Whoever built this place was smart, advanced, and definitely not human.	22