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[WP] You are a schizophrenic man that has accepted your hallucinations and ignores them. While you are shopping at Walmart, a giant fissure opens up randomly beneath your feet. You walk over it, believing it to be another hallucination. People are staring at you in shock.

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[WP] Aliens have captured you to use you as a case study to gain some insight into the behavior and intelligence of humans as a whole. You are placed in a terrarium and given several tests to see how you respond. Unfortunately for them, you are a practical genius and don't plan to stay there.

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[SP] You can spawn any type of creature, but you need its remains to do so.

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[WP] A friend told you once "If life ever brings you down, beat your meat and it will get better." You took his advice, but never understood the slang. You are now a political leader with high approval ratings because of your ability to get out of sticky situations. But meat is running out now...

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[WP] You are just a small cloud. There has been an evil sorcerer terrorizing the city with his monstrous infernos and melting skyscrapers. You've always wished you could something. Now thanks to the internet and its users, you have the ability to grow bigger and heavier than ever!

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[WP] You are a schizophrenic man that has accepted your hallucinations and ignores them. While you are shopping at Walmart, a giant fissure opens up randomly beneath your feet. You walk over it, believing it to be another hallucination. People are staring at you in shock.	10277
[WP] Aliens have captured you to use you as a case study to gain some insight into the behavior and intelligence of humans as a whole. You are placed in a terrarium and given several tests to see how you respond. Unfortunately for them, you are a practical genius and don't plan to stay there.	300
[SP] You can spawn any type of creature, but you need its remains to do so.	5
[WP] A friend told you once "If life ever brings you down, beat your meat and it will get better." You took his advice, but never understood the slang. You are now a political leader with high approval ratings because of your ability to get out of sticky situations. But meat is running out now...	4
[WP] You are just a small cloud. There has been an evil sorcerer terrorizing the city with his monstrous infernos and melting skyscrapers. You've always wished you could something. Now thanks to the internet and its users, you have the ability to grow bigger and heavier than ever!	1