/u/Woodledude's posts
[WP] They told you it was awful here. Now that you've been "captured" and made a Citizen, it's so blindingly obvious they were lying that risking your life suppressing riots back home for most of your life seems... Evil. The AI informs you that's normal, and they'll gladly help you work through it.
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[WP] The pact was simple. You feel the hunger of your patron alongside your own. The only problem, of course, is that they favor the flesh of the intelligent, and their hunger is otherwise very, very difficult to sate. You've been... Managing, regardless. But it's worth it. You're making sure of it.
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[WP] The current generation has toiled their whole lives. So, too, did the generation before them, and the one before that. This grand project is tradition now, but once upon a time, someone committed to seeing it done, no matter how long it took. One day, someone will see the fruits of this labor.
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[WP] Upon investigating the withering forest near your home town, the druid informs you that the Myceliad is being systematically destroyed. The massive, complex underground network of fungus supports all life on the surface - Its destruction is an act of apocalypse. Who would do this? Why? How??
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[WP] A robot trapped on a derelict vessel faces dangers both physical and existential. They're forced to make the replacement parts they need by hand - And find the process surprisingly therapeutic.
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[WP] You've been addicted to combat nanites for decades. This was a perfectly manageable quirk of yours, until the crash landing. Now you're stranded, cut off from your fix. You're going to have to put your heightened abilities to use, even as they wane away and the withdrawal effects mount.
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[WP] Normally, you would expect to be possessed by a single demon. You would NOT expect to be possessed by an entire platoon - A well organized military unit of minor demons working together, with higher ups to answer to. But then, the Inner Demons Corps is very good at what they do.
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[WP] "The consumption of flesh for sustenance is a sacred act, to be done in solitude and reverence. If you expect me to walk into one of those damnable establishments and watch people callously desecrate their meals... Together? You are SORELY mistaken."
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[WP] You find a gauntlet from a suit of power armor, complete with an intelligent integrated AI and several powerful functions. It's tracking the other pieces of the set for you, and you're trying to find them all. The only trouble is, most of them have already been discovered by other people.
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[WP] You're visiting a quaint little town, when suddenly, a cry rings out. "Slime from the east! Make way for east side first!" The townspeople explode into a flurry of activity - Packing, jacking up the buildings and putting... Wheels on them. The entire town, buildings and all, preparing to run.
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