/u/Wozafong_the_Great's posts
[WP] You have accidentally removed the seal on a demon who's been sealed for the past 1,000 years. The demon contemplates killing you and taking your soul until it sees your television and makes the decision to live with you and see the modern world in exchange for sparing your life.
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[WP] You are the strongest and weakest adventurer ever. Here are your stats. Lv: 1 Atk: 1 Def: 1 Mag: 1 Spe: 1 MP: 1 HP: 9,999,999,999 Skills: Lightspeed healing. You are trying to defeat the evil emperor by constantly pestering him.
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse has come, but it's not nearly as scary as you expected. For example, corpses older than around 13 hours can't move because of rigor mortis.
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[WP] Due to a mistake, the church has accused you of witchcraft under the basis of necromancy. But it was a typo. You actually use necrofancy, where you tailor tuxedos and expensive dresses to the undead.
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[WP] People have gained the ability to "log out" in real life. But that also means they're able to log in. If you find out someone's password and full name, you gain the ability to log in as them. That is what lead to... this.
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[WP] We have four voices in our heads telling us what to do. Of course, there's the angel and devil, but there's also the fairy, the voice of chaos, and Steve, who directs all inquiries to the other three and refuses to make any decisions.
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[WP] You and your party of heroes bust into the throne room of the demon king. As you do, you see many other parties of heroes bursting through other doors. The demon king swivels around in his office chair to face you. "I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today."
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[WP] Every item in the world chooses its master. The simpler items are more accepting, while the more complex items are less so. Your pencil is particularly stingy for such a simple item. You just found out why.
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[WP] You run a magic shop where you sell and buy grimoires and scrolls containing magic circles, seals, inscriptions, etc. A man with strange clothes just sold you a mysterious scroll. On it, there is an incredibly powerful and simple magic symbol. He referrs to it as a "cool S".
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