/u/Wozafong_the_Great's posts
[WP] “What you promised me in the contract was eternal prosperity in return for my soul. However, since I have come to hell after dying, I have not been prosperous. Therefore, you did not fulfill your side of the deal and have no claim to my soul.”
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[WP] This is not the tale of a hero. This is the tale of a fool who naively allowed himself to be exploited, discarded, and left to die.
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[WP] Praying is actually a misspelling of parrying. You actually need to beat God in a duel before getting into heaven.
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[WP] In 1969, humanity landed their first humans on the moon. God noted two things. First, the humans learned nothing from the tower of babel. Second, if they're still able to accomplish this sort of feat, they can't even be allowed to have languages.
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[WP] Every day, at 9:00 AM, one random person's name and face are released internationally with orders to kill them for the reason of population control. The one who succeeds in killing the person gets rewarded greatly. No one has ever survived. Today, you were chosen.
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[WP] He chuckled. "When I said I was an atheist, I never said I didn't believe in God." The strange man floated into the air. Lightning cracked around them. "I simply said that I didn't believe in beings higher than myself."
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[WP] There are four elements used in magic: earth, fire, water, and air. You, a member of the Thieves Guild, can use a fifth, mostly unknown element: the element of surprise.
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