/u/WretchedMotorcade's posts
[WP] You don't understand your father's day gift. A mug that says "#100 Dad". It changes to #97, #96, #95. Your phone gets a text saying "Safe zone is shrinking in 1 minute."
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[WP] You've been wishing to this genie for days now, only to be rebuked each time "that's not in my power, that's too easy, that's too selfish". You finally wish for all the money you've ever wasted returned to you. The genie laughs "finally! An excellent wish!" And hands you $2.76.
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I smiled slightly as I counted past 22 minutes and 23 seconds, knowing I had just set a new world record for holding your breath.
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[WP] You died and went to heaven. Its been the perfect paradise. Until an angel approaches you and tells you that your corpse has been raised from the dead, and its feasting on the brains of the living.
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