/u/WrongEinstein's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The raggedy Camaro rattled over the castle drawbridge. Out stepped a blonde mulleted goateed dude swilling a can of beer. "You're.. you're the chosen one?" "Hell yeah, brother!", he belched out and smashed the beer can on his head, "but you can call me Hot Rod. Let's rock and roll!"
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[WP] The terrorist gurgles out his last breath as you grab the dirty bomb's detonator. Alone, no communication, bleeding out... you're holding the dead man switch.
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[WP] The villain droned on...The aged superhero sat shackled in his old, thread bare costume. The shackled sidekick, worn from years of homeless drug use, smiled, "One last hurrah, old man." The hero grinned, "You were right, kid. We'd have never π§π°πΆπ¨π©π΅ our way in here."
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[WP] "Yeah, these NASA suits are a great find from your uncle's storage. They're 80's appropriate, even the repairs, which is when this mission would have occurred. But the mission patches must be some kind of in joke for a training exercise. There was no Apollo 28."
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[EU] Recaptured by the world computer and about to be put back into hibernation dream sleep, you're told to choose the theme of your simulation. After searching archives, it finds your model, the Matrix movies. Your words as you drift to sleep..."Purple pill, mother f..."
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[WP] The first home game in a decade and a series of bad calls have left the soccer fans nearly psychotic. The invading aliens lock open their teleportals for the first skirmish, right outside the stadium. And a 16,000 strong soccer riot floods into Galactic Command.
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[WP] Decades ago a terrified diner waitress held the dying stranger in his 'electric suit', "...they can be fought..." Her world view wrecked, she'd learned of others, and the ongoing battles. Decades later, she nods to her crew in their 'electric suits'. "Today, they learn we can win."
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[WP] "...AND RULE EARTH!" "Yeah I beat the last guy to ketchup," the portly accountant replied, "Let's rock, got my kids recital..." middle aged and out of shape, but still the chosen one, he began to limber up...
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[WP] You're a 'Matcher'. After a series of legal decisions all ancestry DNA research companies are required to publicize their data. This leads to companies hired to scour data for organ donor matches. You've been found as a match and there's a family pounding on your front door.
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