/u/WrongEinstein's posts
[WP] You drop your drink and it lands upside down, completely intact, without spilling. Your co-worker says "Simulation reset, three seconds." You're standing with your drink in your hand again. But you also remember the next few seconds and dropping the glass.
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[WP] You turn the street corner shocked to see a man trapped against a wall, by a homeless woman waving a knife. The man being threatened is moving very oddly. You realize he isn't dodging the knife, but the knife's shadow.
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[WP]The Elven swords are splashed across their armor by your light saber. As years ago physics had yeilded and magic became dominant, so magic fades before fan fiction.
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[WP] "HISTORY WILL REMEMBER THAT I SURRENDERED THE IMPERIAL SPACE FLEET TO THE EXETER WARCRAFT!" screamed the Admiral. "No," the scruffy captain replied, "history will remember you surrendered to a garbage scow towing debris arranged to show on scanning like the Exeter."
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[WP] "EX-CON BARON VON DANGER SAVES ORPHANS!" The headlines screamed, media world wide praised the aged supervillain's actions. No one could ever know why he saved the children. But the adulation, the...respect, he...he liked it.
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[WP] "I SAVED THE WORLD! I'VE WROUGHT MIRACLES WITH THESE HANDS!" "Yeah, so we're really wondering what you did to get kicked down to the superhero shrub league with us. Honestly... we're a cut above cosplayers interrupting a mugging."
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[WP] "OK, they're from an opposite universe, the superhero's a schlub, the eminent Dr. Hostage is barely literate... But why is the supervillain still the same supervillain?"
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[WP] He'd been in a foul mood all day, and thinking back he realized why. The guy on the subway had jostled him pretty hard and grunted at him. It hit him... The grunting! The language before there was language. "Broad face" it meant, a slur for his Neanderthal kind he hadn't heard since...
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[WP] The 70,000 year old intact structure surprised you. The forge and anvil astonished you. But your mind simply couldn't process the electronics bench. You'd found someone's survival challenge. A time traveler dropped off randomly, with nothing. Only rescued once they'd built a signalling device.
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[WP] You're a small town, American midwest sheriff almost retired. The crashed spacecraft is certainly alien. But you're staring at the broken stone tablet nearby. It's the imperial seal from the family tombs on the homeworld. There's no way this crash happening here is coincidence.
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