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[WP] You accidentally spill a bottle of holy water on your printer. Now it works perfectly, with no paper jams, no loud noises, and the ink lasts a long time. Turns out literally all printers are possessed and yours is now the first non-evil printer ever.

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[WP] You've been warned that you'll be sucked into the next fictional story you consume. You're desperately trying to find a fun and survivable book or video game.

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[WP] The sewing machine is cursed. Every time you sit down to sew, you lose hours, and when you finally come around again, you find you have sewn maps of a country no one has ever heard of. The latest one seems to indicate the location of a dragon... and treasure.

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[SP] You're almost certain that you haven't always been a dragon.

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[WP] You're a retired Chosen One. Every time an apocalypse comes around, someone tries to recruit you again.

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[WP] You wake up to find that there are three suns in the sky, your love interest has been turned into a dragon, you have a sword that's taller than you and a headache fit to split your head.

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[WP] "Wake up," your cat whispers, "they're back."

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[WP] Wherever you go, the birds fall silent and watch. They stare at you with red, glowing eyes. The only exception are Red Robins, which cover their face with their left wing.

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[SP] Cheese is illegal everywhere in the known universe. You're a dashing cheese smuggler.

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[SP] There are no monsters under your bed. Your cat makes sure of it.

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[WP] You accidentally spill a bottle of holy water on your printer. Now it works perfectly, with no paper jams, no loud noises, and the ink lasts a long time. Turns out literally all printers are possessed and yours is now the first non-evil printer ever.	7021
[WP] You've been warned that you'll be sucked into the next fictional story you consume. You're desperately trying to find a fun and survivable book or video game.	512
[WP] The sewing machine is cursed. Every time you sit down to sew, you lose hours, and when you finally come around again, you find you have sewn maps of a country no one has ever heard of. The latest one seems to indicate the location of a dragon... and treasure.	329
[SP] You're almost certain that you haven't always been a dragon.	147
[WP] You're a retired Chosen One. Every time an apocalypse comes around, someone tries to recruit you again.	70
[WP] You wake up to find that there are three suns in the sky, your love interest has been turned into a dragon, you have a sword that's taller than you and a headache fit to split your head.	60
[WP] "Wake up," your cat whispers, "they're back."	50
[WP] Wherever you go, the birds fall silent and watch. They stare at you with red, glowing eyes. The only exception are Red Robins, which cover their face with their left wing.	50
[SP] Cheese is illegal everywhere in the known universe. You're a dashing cheese smuggler.	50
[SP] There are no monsters under your bed. Your cat makes sure of it.	46