/u/Xate8's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You passed away in your sleep with a heart attack, and woke up to a offer for reincarnation. But not as a normal person, nor a hero. You are about to become a god in charge of picking heroes for worlds in need. And you are having none of it.
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[WP] When they opened your birthday gift, they voiced their surprise with condescension. When you offered cake, they seemed sick of it. When you sang Happy Birthday, they screamed in anger: "I'll kill that time wizard!" You feel like maybe something's up. Maybe.
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[WP] "I sympathize with your situation, but I must stop your geno-" Before the paladin could use his magic, a lightning bolt struck him and took his powers away. Frustrated, he reviewed his god's rulebook: "Rule 132: Don't sympathize with evil." "That god of yours a bit dogmatic, innit?"
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[WP] What do you get when you cross a billionaire, a dream to save the world, and Satan? Paradise on Earth, only for 49.99 soul power a year. Subscribe now for a discount of only 19.99 soul power a year. See you in Helladise.
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[WP] You stumbled upon a masked serial killer while relaxing at a nice, if isolated, lakeside cabin. You two hit it off pretty well though. That is, until a group of rowdy teenagers found their next vacation spot.
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[WP] The knight took flight toward the far off tower, where the princess and the Dragon laid. He must hurry, for the Dragon Slaying Princess must not end the last of its species, else there would be unforeseen consequences.
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[WP] The demon lord unleashed his minions toward the kingdom’s capital. However, the king is a wise man who happened to study Earth’s ways of combat. Someone is about to get magically Swatted.
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[WP] Prophecy foretold you will be the one to destroy civilizations, give birth to monsters and open the way to an unknown future. There is only one problem: You are a banana.
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